Fancy city-folk talkSunday, January 6, 2008 The best thing about starting seminary (other than the bettering myself, learning more about my faith, blah blah blah) is that I'm learning big new fancy words. How many of the following do you know?
But not in a gay waySaturday, January 5, 2008A world without Jason Bateman and Michael Cera is a world not worth living in. Click here and watch 'em all. It's been a while, but we're back in style
I know it's been a while and I apologize to my legions of loyal fans.
I'll be writing some more soon, but in the mean time, you can read a few new movie reviews at A Rough Cut. Can life get any better?Saturday, December 15, 2007First, Queen releases a new single, then I get wind of the new American Gladiators! What else can possibly go right in my life? Is Jessica Biel fixing to ring my doorbell and beg for a date? Where's my bailout?Friday, December 7, 2007 Apparently the President has lost faith in the market and, in a fit of liberalism, has decided it falls upon him to bail out people who signed sub-prime mortgages and are at risk of losing their homes. The agreement with mortgage companies will freeze interest rates for several years, even though the rates were scheduled to go up in 2008, as per the signed mortgage note. So... where's my bailout? Just because I was smart enough to finance my home with a fixed-rate loan, I don't get a break in interest? C'mon. It's bad enough the government is nullifying and modifying contracts it deems unfair just because people are whining, but we're actually rewarding those people who made those unwise decisions. If anything, I should get some federal assistance for making my payments on time and even throwing in a little bit extra each month to eat away at that principal. "Hot Meat Landslide" would be an awesome name for a rock bandMonday, December 3, 2007 I don't know if there is some sort of award for Awesomest Sticker, but I'm nominating Sonic for this bad boy right here and right now. Ooh, wouldn't this make a fun road sign?On to more important things: Finally, Corporate America is taking the time to increase hot meat and cheese landslide awareness. I can remember the Great Beef Landslide of 2003. Oh the humanity! And George Bush just stood there and did nothing. NOTHING! In fact, recently released papers indicated that very day the President titled a foot-long cheese coney a full 23 degrees! What do you have to say about that, Sean Hannity? American PieSunday, December 2, 2007 I'm not sure how a blue berry pie is supposed to taste, but dag nabbit I've baked one. The crust is actually really good. The pie more or less tastes like warm jelly. Does that sound about right?
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